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bBBrrrrriiiinnNNNG! _(umnxeba)

bbBBBRrrrriiiiNNNGgg! _(umnxeba)

BBBRrrrriiiiNNNG! _(umnxeba)

^KIM ndiphendule iphone ngokukhawuleza ndibona ukuba nguwe!

_I-TPSB ndibiza umba ongxamiseke kakhulu. Ndifuna ukuba uye kwi-ofisi ye-Skilled Trades Bureau kwaye uthabathe isixhobo somthengisi ngokukhawuleza.

^KIM Ndingasithatha ngantoni esi sixhobo-seti? Ngaba isixhobo-seti sisengozini?!

_TPSB D..k..ssshhhhhhh...(umgca uthe cwaka)

^KIM NOOOOooo! Ngaba izixhobo zikhuselekile?! OKANYE IZIXHOBO ZAKUKHUSELEKILEYO!!??

...ssssshhsss...(cofa-ithoni)

^KIM PHENDULA MEEEEeeee!!!!....

(Cwaka)

^KIM (ethe cwaka, iinyembezi ziqengqeleka esidleleni)

^Sarge ndive YONKE INTO MAN! Umnxeba ubukwispeakerphone, LETS ROLL.

^I-KIM Izixhobo zi ... izixhobo zisengozini yokulahleka okanye ukulahleka. Ndicinga ukuba sobabini siyayazi ngoku...

^Sarge HAYI KIM! Asinakukuvumela oko ukuba yenzeke!

... bebeka izandla zabo kwicentre console, bobabini bajiwuzisa iswitshi ukuze bafake iisiren...

Nge-pedal ukuya kwintsimbi, bakhupha kwi-stationhouse kwi-Dirty-2 Division, kwaye ngokukhawuleza bafake i-GRIDLOCK epheleleyo.

^KIM Ngoku ixesha liyi-2:42 PM kanye ndithumela i-imeyile emfutshane kuMnu MURDOCK.

^Sarge Ewe, kodwa kutheni undikhwaza ifani yakhe?

^KIM Uqinisekile ukuba ndiyakhwaza?

^Sarge Ewe, ndiyakwazi ukubona kuba amagama akwi-'ALL CAPS'.

^KIM Wow, yehlisa umoya, akukho mfuneko yokundikhwaza ngamagama athi 'all-caps'.

Bachitha iiyure ezintathu ezilandelayo bekhasa kwigridlock. Ukufika kwabo kwi-MCSTB, ii-ofisi zazisele zivaliwe. Bavala ngo-3:00 PM. Bengafuni ukusebenzisa iToilet Papering Powers yabo ekhethekileyo abanayo, aba babini bagqiba kwelokuba babuye ngosuku olulandelayo kusasa.

^Sarge Sikwi-MCSTB ngoku.

^KIM Ewe, yinyani leyo, kwaye ibonakala ivaliwe.

^Sarge Andinqweneli ukuba sisebenzise amandla ethu awongezelelekileyo okuPhepha leNdawo yangasese ngeli xesha.

^KIM Masibuyele kumakhaya ethu ahlukeneyo emva koko sibuyele kwiHot Pursuit yalo mbandela ngomso kusasa, njengoko ubaluleke kakhulu.

Abacuphi ababini babuyela ekhaya kwaye baphinde bahlangane kwakusasa kwi-Dirty-2 Division

Kwakhona kwi-cruiser, bajongana emehlweni, babambe izandla baze baphinde baphendule iisiren kwakhona, NGEXESHA LOKUGQIBELA. Baza kusindisa eso sixhobo-seti kungakhathaliseki ukuba iziphumo zinjani.

^Sarge KUFUNEKA SIGCINE ESI SETYETI YEZIXHOBO KUNGAKHATHALISEKI EMVA KOKUPHUMELA!

^KIM NDIYAVUMA

Izantya ezimbini ezinqumla edolophini, kukhala iisayireni, kukhala amaxilongo. Bafika kwi-MCSTB.

^Sarge Ndiza kuziva ngcono kakhulu xa ndisazi ukuba izixhobo azisekho sengozini yokulahleka okanye kwindawo engafanelekanga.

^KIM Sukuba nexhala! Siza kuzifumana ezo zixhobo kwaye SIYA kuzigcina ezo zixhobo! Kunyanzelekile ukuba thina, njengamaGosa e-TPS, sibonise uvelwano kuzo zonke izinto kunye nazo zonke izizathu.

^Sarge Uthetha ukuthini kanye kanye?

^I-KIM Ezo zixhobo, ezo zixhobo zingalunganga kufuneka zoyike kakhulu, zoyika ngoku.

^Sarge Izixhobo? Izixhobo azinamvakalelo.

^KIM BAYENZA! Baneemvakalelo!

^Sarge (cwaka)

^KIM Uyabona Sarge, ndingumntu othanda inkolo kakhulu. UMthetho waseKhanada unika amalungelo, ngoko ke maninzi kakhulu amalungelo.

^Sarge (the cwaka)

^I-KIM eCanada sinoMthetho wethu okhethekileyo obizwa ngokuba nguMqulu wamaLungelo kunye neNkululeko. Inika amalungelo athile kubemi beli lizwe linobulungisa kodwa, kuthekani ngezilwanyana? Kuthekani ngezilwanyana? Akufunekanga ukuba izilwanyana zifumane amalungelo kakhulu Sarge?

^Sarge Ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo kufuneka...

^KIM Yaye kuthekani ngemithi? IsiXeko senza imithetho kamasipala ethintela abantu ekugawuleni imithi. Mna ngokwam, ndiyakholelwa kuloo malungelo.

^Sarge sure...

^KIM Awuyiboni lento ndiyithethayo Sarge? Izilwanyana zinamalungelo, Izityalo zinamalungelo kodwa, kuthekani ngamalungelo ezinto eziphilileyo? Ngaba akumelanga ukuba izinto eziphilileyo zibe namalungelo afanayo nalawo akhoyo yonke enye into ekhoyo?

^Sarge ndicinga ukuba ndiyayibona lento uyithethayo...

^KIM Ewe! Ngqo Sarge! Ezo zixhobo, eneneni, zifanele zibe namalungelo afanayo ezityalo, ezilwanyana, kwanabantu. UMqulu kufuneka ukhusele yonke into ngokulinganayo, kwaye ungathathi isigqibo malunga nokuba yintoni na ekufanele ibenamalungelo.

^Sarge ... ke, into oyithethayo kukuba, akukhathaliseki ukuba izixhobo ezizezabani...

^I-KIM Ngokuchanekileyo, ayinamsebenzi, kuba akukho mntu unokuba ngumnini wezixhobo. Zizixhobo ngokwazo esizigcinayo. Ngoku, i-TPSB yayicela ukuba 'sithabathe' izixhobo kodwa, ndingathanda ukusebenzisa igama elithi 'ukukhulula'. Ezo zixhobo zincinci zoyikayo, zinokulahleka okanye zilahleke ngalo naliphi na ixesha. Hayi, akukho mfuneko yokuba uqhagamshelane nomnini ukuze ufumane imvume. Zizixhobo ngokwazo esizisindisayo ngobuqhawe.

^Sarge ndiyavumelana nengxelo yakho.

^I-KIM Kwixesha elizayo, ndiyakholelwa ukuba uluntu lwethu ekugqibeleni luya kwamkela amalungelo ezinto ze-In-animate njengexabiso NJENGOKO, kwaye mhlawumbi lixabiseke KAKHULU kunathi. 'Kwi-Future Charter' Ndiyazi ukuba izenzo zethu namhlanje, ngolu suku lweshwangusha, ziya kubonwa ngasemva njengezichanekileyo.

^Sarge Yintoni?

^KIM Darn it Sarge!

^USarge Murdock unamalungelo phantsi koMqulu wamaLungelo kunye neeNkululeko, ngokukodwa iCandelo le-8: "Wonke umntu unelungelo lokukhuseleka ngokuchasene nokukhangela okungekho ngqiqweni okanye ukubanjwa."

^KIM Oh suuuuure... Kodwa kuthekani ngamalungelo ezo zixhobo? Ezo zixhobo zincinci zoyikayo, abangaziyo nokuba ngenye imini ziya kusetyenziswa ekukroleni nasekwenziweni kokwenyani kwezinye izinto ezibonakalayo. Ziya kucinga ntoni ezo zixhobo ngaloo nto?!

^Sarge ...uuuhhhh...

^UKIM KUNYE! Kwaye, kuthekani ngamaLungelo am uMqulu?! Andinalo na ilungelo kwiinkolelo zaM zonqulo? Nokukholelwa kuyo nayiphi na inkolo endiyifunayo, kungakhathaliseki ukuba yintoni na?

^Sarge andiqinisekanga ukuba ufumana ntoni kodwa, nceda uqhubeke.

^KIM INGABA KUFUNEKA NDIKUCHAZE NGAKHO?

^Sarge (andiqinisekanga ukuba mandiphendule njani)

^UKIM NDINGUMKHONISI!... Apho! Ndatsho, ndade ndatsho. Ndingumkhonzi wezithixo olukhuni. Ndiyakholelwa kubuThixo bezinto ezingaphiliyo kwaye ndiyazinqula.

^Sarge O... ngoku ndiyaqonda. Ngokwemigaqo-nkqubo yeNkonzo yokuPhepha yangasese, kufuneka ukuba ndivuyisane nani kwaye ndinamkele ngenkolo yenu ebalaseleyo. Bravo.

^I-KIM Ngokuchanekileyo, kwaye ukuba kufuneka ndihambe 'iCharter versus Charter' ukuxhasa umsebenzi wam wenkolo kwezo zixhobo, NDIYA KUYENZA.

^Sarge Ayinxulumananga nale nto, injani iwebhusayithi yakho?

^I-KIM Hayi, andazi, ndilibele igama eliyimfihlo kwiakhawunti, ngoko andinakukwazi ukuhlawula idola enye ngenyanga. Ngokwenene ayibalulekanga kakhulu kum njengedomeyini ye-dot com, nokuba negama lam, kwaye endibhalisileyo ngokwam, ayibalulekanga kum. Ndithetha ukuba ... akufani nokuba inomphefumlo okanye amalungelo okanye nantoni na. Ayiyonto ibonakalayo njengezithixo endizinqulayo.

^Sarge Ewe. Akukho nto yakuzikhathaza ngayo.

^KIM Ngqo. Ngaphandle koko, yeyiphi i-idiot enokuhlawula imali ebalulekileyo yokuthenga igama lesizinda kunye negama lomnye umntu kuyo nantoni na? I-euro ye-198 yimali eninzi yento engeyiyo eyomzimba.

^Sarge Ulazi njani ixabiso lentengiso yexesha elizayo?

^KIM AKUKHO IXESHA LALONTO NGOKU, MASIHAMBE EZI zixhobo!

Bathabatha izixhobo baze baqhathe unobhala ngokuthi bazisa kuMnu. Murdock.

^Sarge Into entle samqhatha unobhala ngokuthi sihambisa izixhobo kuMnu. Murdock.

^KIM ngoku ndiza kuthumela i-imeyile kuMnu MURDOCK njengoko kanye 9:06 AM.

^Sarge Akunyanzelekanga ukuba ukhwaze igama lakhe, ndimi kanye apha.

^KIM Uxolo, umnwe wam utyibilike kwiqhosha le-caps-lock. Molo whiz, ndiyathemba ukuba i-imeyile endisandula ukuyithumela ayibobungqina obubambekayo bokungathobeli ummiselo ngokunxulumene noMthetho woLungiso loLuntu. Ndithetha i-$2501.60 ingaphezulu kwe-1000 yeedola.

^Sarge Sukuba nexhala, ngabakhweli kuphela abacima imali engaphaya kwe-1000 yeedola kunye ne-Attourney General. Ndiyathetha, ayisekho i-2021, dlula kuyo ...

Kwaye ... ukuphela kwendawo.

UKUNGATHOBELI UMFANEKISO yeyona nto imbi engqondweni yoMnquli-zithixo.

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