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Ni hi kum sanghnih leh sawmhnih leh pathum chhunga January sawmthum pakhatna a ni a, Toilet Papering Service-a Detective huaisen pahnih chuan hnehna chang leh hnehna chang thei tur chuan dinhmun tha lo tak takte lakah indona an neih a ngai a ni. Hei hi Dotcom Kim leh Sergeant Peartree-te’n Malevolence and Compassion Skilled Trades Bureau kutthlak hlauhawm tak atanga tool-set pum pui an chhanchhuah dan chanchin a ni. A bul tanna chu Eastern Standard Time 2:30 PM-a TPSB atanga emergency call a lo luh atang khan a ni:

bBBBRrrrrriiiinnNNNG chu a rawn lang ta! _{(telephone hmangin) a ni.}

bbbBBBRrrrrriiiiiNNNGgg! _{(telephone hmangin) a ni.}

A rilru a buai em em a. _{(telephone hmangin) a ni.}

^KIM Nangmah i ni tih ka hmuh chuan ka theih ang tawkin phone ka chhang a!

_TPSB Matter of maximum urgency ah ka ko a ni. Skilled Trades Bureau office-ah kal la, sumdawng pakhat tool-set chu man nghal turin ka mamawh che a ni.

^KIM Eng atan pawh nise he tool-set hi ka seize dawn em ni? Tool-set hi hlauhawmah a awm em?!

_TPSB D..k..ssshhhhhh...(line chu a reh ta)

^KIM NOO NOOoooo! Hmanraw te hi a him em?! OR hmanrua te hi UNSAFE an ni em!!??

...sssssshhssss...(dial-tone hmanga tih a ni)

^KIM CHHANNA MEEEEeeee!!!!....

(reh)

^KIM (ngawi rengin, a mittui chu a hmuiah a rawn luang thla a)

^Sarge ENGKIM ka hre vek MIPA! Call chu speakerphone-ah a awm a, LETS ROLL.

^KIM Hmanraw te chu... hmanrua te chu bo emaw, hmun dik lo emaw hlauhawm takah an awm a ni. Tunah chuan kan pahnih hian kan hre tawh niin ka hria...

^Sarge NO KIM! Chutiang chu kan phal thei lo mai mai!

...center console-ah an kut an dah khawm a, an pahnih chuan switch chu an flip a, sirens an dah a...

Pedal chu metal-ah chuan dirty-2 Division-ah stationhouse atang chuan an peel chhuak a, GRIDLOCK kimchang takah an lut nghal a ni.

^KIM Tunah chuan hun chu 2:42 PM chiah a ni tawh a, Mr. MURDOCK hnenah email tawi ka thawn a ni.

^Sarge Ni e, mahse engvangin nge a hming hnuhnung ber min au?

^KIM Ka au chhuak tih i chiang em?

^Sarge Ni e, ka hre thei a ni, a chhan chu lettering hi 'ALL CAPS'-ah a awm a ni.

^KIM Wow, thlamuang rawh, ‘all-caps’ tih thumal min au chhuah a ngai tawh lo.

Darkar thum hnuah chuan gridlock-ah an tlan kual a. MCSTB an thlen meuh chuan office te chu khar a ni tawh a. Dar 3:00 PM ah an khar thin. An Toilet Papering Power bik an neih chu hman duh lovin an pahnih hian a tuk zingah kir leh turin an inrem ta a ni.

^Sarge Tunah hian MCSTB-ah kan awm tawh.

^KIM Ni e, chu chu a dik a, khar ang maiin a lang.

^Sarge Tun dinhmunah hian kan extra special Toilet Papering Powers te hi hman ka duh lo.

^KIM Kan chenna in lamah kir leh ila, naktuk zing hian he thu hi Hot Pursuit-ah i kir leh ang u, a pawimawh hle a ni.

Detective pahnih chu an in lamah an kir leh a, zingkar hma takah dirty-2 Division-ah an inkhawm leh a

Cruiser chhungah chuan an mitmeng an in en leh a, kut an inbeng a, siren chu an han on leh a, FOR ONE LAST TIME. Chu tool-set chu eng ang pawhin a rah chhuah pawh nise an chhanhim dawn a ni.

^Sarge CHU TOOLSET CHU KAN SAVE VE TUR A NI LO!

^KIM I AGGRREEEEEEE

Khawpui chhung chu an tlan chak hle a, siren a ri a, horn a ri bawk. MCSTB an thleng a.

^Sarge Hmanraw te chu bo emaw, hmun dik lo emaw hlauhawmah an awm tawh lo tih ka hriat hunah ka rilru a hahdam hle ang.

^KIM Ngaihtuah buai suh! Chu hmanrua chu kan hmu ANG a, chu hmanrua chu kan save ANG! TPS Officer kan nih angin thil zawng zawngah leh chhan zawng zawngah lainatna kan lantir a pawimawh hle.

^Sarge Eng nge i sawi tum tak tak?

^KIM Chu hmanrua, chu hmanraw rethei tak takte chu tunah hian an hlauthawng em em a, an hlau em em bawk a ni.

^Sarge A hmanrua te chu? Hmanraw hian feelings a nei lo.

^KIM AN TI THIN! Hriatna an nei ve tho!

^Sarge (a ngawi reng) .

^KIM Sarge i hmu a, sakhaw mi tak ka ni. Canada Dan hian dikna a pe a, chuvangin dikna tam tak a pe a ni.

^Sarge (a ngawi reng) .

^KIM Canada ramah hian kan Dan bik kan nei a, chu chu Charter of Rights and Freedoms tih a ni. He ram fel takah hian Citizens te hnenah dikna bik a pe a mahse, rannungte chu engtin nge ni ang? Rannungte chu engtin nge ni ang? Rannungte hian dikna an hmu lutuk tur a ni lo em ni Sarge?

^Sarge Ni e, a dik e, an...

^KIM Tin, thingte chu engtin nge ni ang? City hian bylaws a siam a, chu chuan mipuiten thing an tihtlak loh nan a titawp a ni. Keimahni lam chuan chutiang dikna chu ka ring tlat a ni.

^Sarge Sure...

^KIM Ka sawi hi i hmu lo em ni Sarge? Rannung hian dikna an nei a, Thlai hian dikna an nei a mahse, In-animate objects dikna hi engtin nge ni ang? In-animate object hian thil dang awm zawng zawngte hian dikna an neih ang hi an nei tur a ni lo em ni?

^Sarge I thusawi hi ka hmu niin ka hria...

^KIM Ni e! Sarge tak tak a ni! Chu hmanruate chuan, a nihna takah chuan, thing leh mau, rannung, a nih loh leh mihringte pawhin an chanvo inang vek an nei vek tur a ni. Charter hian engkim hi inang tlangin a humhim tur a ni a, dikna nei tur leh neih loh tur chu a rel tur a ni lo.

^Sarge ...chuvangin, i sawi tum chu, hmanrua neitute chu a pawimawh lo...

^KIM Exactly, a pawimawh lo, a chhan chu tumahin hmanrua neitu an ni thei tak tak lo. Hmanraw ngei pawh kan khawlkhawm a ni. Tunah chuan TPSB chuan hmanrua te chu ‘seize’ turin min ngen a mahse, ‘liberating’ tih thumal hi hman ka duh zawk. Chutiang hmanraw hlauhawm tak tak rethei tak takte chu, engtik lai pawhin an bo emaw, an awmna tur dik lo emaw an ni thei. Ni lo, phalna lak nan a neitu biak a ngai lo. Hmanraw ngei pawh hi huaisen taka kan chhanchhuah hi a ni.

^Sarge I thusawi hi ka pawm e.

^KIM Nakin lawkah chuan kan khawtlang hian a tawpah chuan In-animate objects rights hi AS valuable, leh kan aia hlu zawk pawh a ni mai thei tih hi ka ring. ‘Future Charter’-ah hian vawiinah hian kan thiltih hi, he ni chhiatthlak takah hian, a hnu lama kan thlir chuan a dik tih ka hria.

^Sarge Eng nge ni?

^KIM Darn it Sarge a ni!

^Sarge Murdock hian Charter of Rights and Freedoms hnuaiah dikna a nei a, a bik takin Section 8: "Mi zawng zawng hian chhan awm lo taka zawn emaw, man emaw lakah him taka awm theihna an nei a ni."

^KIM Oh suuuuure... Mahse, chutiang hmanrua dikna chu engtin nge ni ang? Chutiang hmanraw te tak te hlauthawng tak, ni khat chu thil taksa dang lem siam leh siamna tak takah pawh hman a ni dawn em tih pawh hre lo. Chu hmanrua te chuan chutiang lam chu engtin nge an ngaih ang?!

^{Sarge chuan} ...uuuhhhhh...

^KIM LEH! Tin, ka Charter Rights te hi engtin nge ni ang?! KA sakhaw rinnaah hian dikna ka nei lo em ni? Tin, eng sakhaw pawh ni se, ka duh sakhaw eng pawh ring turin?

^Sarge I thil tawn hi ka hre lo mahse, khawngaihin chhunzawm rawh.

^KIM I TAN KA SPELL VE VE ANG EM?

^Sarge (a chhan dan tur a hre lo) .

^KIM IDOLATER KA NI!... Chutah chuan! Ka sawi a, a tawpah chuan ka sawi ta. Idolater harsa tak ka ni. Thil nung lote Pathianna hi ka ring a, ka biak thin.

^Sarge Aw... tunah chuan ka hrethiam ta. Toilet Papering Service ngeiin an policy angin, i sakhaw ropui tak avangin lawmpuina leh lawmpuina ka hlan ve ve a ngai a ni. Bravo chuan a ti a.

^KIM Exactly, leh chu hmanrua te chunga ka sakhaw lama ka mawhphurhna hlen chhuah nan ‘Charter versus Charter’ ka kal a ngai a nih chuan KA TI ANG.

^Sarge Hemi nena inzawm lo, engtin nge i website hi a lo kal zel?

^KIM Aw, ka hre lo, account password ka theihnghilh avangin thla khata dollar khat fee chu ka pe thei lo. Tih tak zetin ka tan chuan dot com domain angin a pawimawh vak lo, ka hming ngei pawh nise, keimah ngeiin ka register tawh pawh hi ka tan chuan a pawimawh lo. Ka sawi tum chu... thlarau emaw dikna emaw eng emaw nei ang a ni lo. Ka biak milem ang chi taksa thil pawh a ni lo.

^Sarge A ni. Engmah ngaihtuah tur a awm lo.

^KIM A dik chiah. Chu bakah, eng idiot nge engtin pawhin midang hming ziakna domain name lei turin pawisa hlu tak pe ang? 198 euros hi taksa ni lo thil atan chuan sum tam tak a ni.

^Sarge Engtin nge nakin lawka hralh man tur chu i hriat theih ang?

^KIM TUN AH CHU CHU HUNG AWM LO TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK CHU KAN SAVE VE ANG!

Hmanraw chu an la a, Mr. Murdock hnenah an thlen tih sawiin secretary chu an bum ta a ni.

^Sarge Thil tha tak chu Mr. Murdock hnenah hmanrua kan thlen tih sawiin secretary chu kan bum a.

^KIM Tunah chuan Mr. MURDOCK hnenah email ka thawn ang a, zing dar 9:06 AM chiah a nih avangin.

^Sarge A hming i au a ngai lo, hetah ngei hian ka ding a ni.

^KIM Ngaidam rawh, ka kut zungtang chu caps-lock key-ah a rawn tla thla a. Gee whiz, ka email thawn tak hi Civil Remedies Act nena inzawm statute pakhat zawm lohna concrete evidence a nih loh ka beisei. Ka sawi tum chu $2501.60 hi $1000 aia tam a ni.

^Sarge Ngaihtuah buai suh, rookies chauh hian Attorney General hnenah $1000 aia tam pawisa an clear thin. Ka sawi tum chu kum 2021 a ni tawh lo, get over it...

Tin... scene tawp lam.

MILIAM AWM LO CHU IDOLATOR rilruah chuan thil pawi ber a ni.

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