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Itariki ni Mutarama mirongo itatu Yambere Yumwaka Ibihumbi bibiri na Makumyabiri na Gatatu, Abashinzwe ubutwari babiri ba Service yo gupakira umusarani bagomba kurwana nibihe bibi kugirango batsinde kandi batsinde. Ngiyo inkuru yukuntu Dotcom Kim na Serija Peartree bakijije ibikoresho byose byashizwe mumaboko mabi ya Biro ya Malevolence na Compassion Skilled Trades Biro. Byose byatangiye mugihe guhamagara byihutirwa byaturutse muri TPSB saa mbiri nigice za mugitondo Iburasirazuba:

bBBBRrrrrriiiinnNNNG! _(telefone)

bbbBBBRrrrrriiiiNNNGgg! _(telefone)

BBBRrrrrriiiiNNNG! _(telefone)

^KIM nasubije terefone byihuse uko mbonye ariwowe!

_TPSB Ndahamagarira ikibazo cyihutirwa ntarengwa. Nkeneye ko ujya ku biro bya Biro y'Ubuhanga Buhanga ugahita ufata ibikoresho byumucuruzi byashizweho ako kanya.

^KIM Ibyo aribyo byose nzafata iki gikoresho-cyashyizweho? Igikoresho cyashyizweho mukaga ?!

_TPSB D..k..ssshhhhhh ... (umurongo ugenda ucecetse)

^KIM NOOOOooo! Ibikoresho bifite umutekano?! CYANGWA ibikoresho NTAKINTU !! ??

... sssssshhssss ... (imvugo-tone)

^KIM IGISUBIZO MEEEEeeee !!!! ....

(acecetse)

^KIM (icecekeye, amarira atemba mumusaya)

^Sarge numvise BYOSE UMUGABO! Ihamagarwa ryari kuri terefone, REKA ROLL.

^KIM Ibikoresho ni ... ibikoresho biri mukaga ko kubura cyangwa kwimurwa ahandi. Ntekereza ko twembi tuzi ko ubu ...

^Sarge OYA KIM! Ntidushobora kureka ngo ibyo bibeho!

... gushira amaboko hamwe kuri kanseri yo hagati, bombi bahinduranya kugirango bashire sirena kuri ...

Hamwe na pedal kumyuma, basohora hanze ya sitasiyo yanduye-2 Diviziyo, bahita binjira GRIDLOCK yuzuye.

^KIM Noneho ko igihe ari 2:42 PM Mboherereje imeri ngufi kuri Bwana MURDOCK.

^Sarge Yego, ariko kubera iki umpamagara izina rye ryanyuma?

^KIM Uzi neza ko ndimo ndataka?

^Sarge Yego, ndashobora kubabwira kuko inyuguti ziri muri 'CAPS ZOSE'.

^KIM Wow, humura, nta mpamvu yo kunsakuza amagambo 'all-caps'.

Bamaraga amasaha atatu yakurikiyeho bagenda muri gridlock. Bageze kuri MCSTB, ibiro byari bimaze gufungwa. Bafunga saa tatu za mugitondo. Kubera ko badashaka gukoresha imbaraga zabo zidasanzwe zo mu musarani bafite, bombi biyemeje gutaha bukeye bwaho mu gitondo.

^Sarge Turi kuri MCSTB ubu.

^KIM Yego, nibyo, kandi bigaragara ko bifunze.

^Sarge Sinshaka ko dukoresha imbaraga zidasanzwe zidasanzwe zo mu musarani muri iki gihe.

^KIM Reka dusubire munzu zacu hanyuma dusubire inyuma Gukurikirana iki kibazo ejo mugitondo, kuko gifite akamaro gakomeye.

Abashinzwe iperereza bombi basubira murugo bongera guterana mu gitondo cya kare kuri Diviziyo-2

Ubundi muri kajeri, bararebana mumaso, bafatana amaboko hanyuma bongera guhindagura sirena, KUBUNTU BUMWE. Bagiye kubika icyo gikoresho cyashyizweho ntakibazo.

^Sarge TUGOMBA GUKIZA IYI GIKORWA NTA KINTU CYIZA!

^KIM I AGGRREEEEEE

Umuvuduko wibiri mumujyi, sirena ivuza, kuvuza amahembe. Bageze kuri MCSTB.

^Sarge Nzumva meze neza cyane iyo nzi ko ibikoresho bitakiri mukaga ko kubura cyangwa kwimurwa ahandi.

^KIM Ntugire ikibazo! Tuzabona ibyo bikoresho kandi TUZABONA ibyo bikoresho! Ni ngombwa ko twe nkabayobozi ba TPS, tugaragaza impuhwe kubintu byose kandi kubwimpamvu zose.

^Sarge Ushatse kuvuga iki neza?

^KIM Ibyo bikoresho, ibyo bikoresho bikennye bigomba gutinywa cyane, ubwoba rero nonaha.

^Sarge Ibikoresho? Ibikoresho ntabwo bifite ibyiyumvo.

^KIM BAKORA! Bafite ibyiyumvo!

^Sarge (ituje)

^KIM Urabona Sarge, Ndi umunyamadini cyane. Amategeko ya Kanada atanga uburenganzira, uburenganzira bwinshi cyane.

^Sarge (icecekeye)

^KIM Muri Kanada dufite Amategeko yacu yihariye yitwa Amasezerano y'Uburenganzira n'Ubwisanzure. Iha uburenganzira bwihariye Abenegihugu muri iki gihugu kiboneye ariko, bite ku nyamaswa? Bite ho ku nyamaswa? Inyamaswa ntizikwiye kubona uburenganzira na Sarge?

^Sarge Yego, birumvikana ko bagomba ...

^KIM Kandi bite kubiti? Umujyi ukora amategeko abuza abantu gutema ibiti. Ku giti cyanjye, nizera ubwo burenganzira.

^Sarge Sure ...

^KIM Ntubona ibyo mvuga Sarge? Inyamaswa zifite uburenganzira, Ibimera bifite uburenganzira ariko, bite byuburenganzira bwibintu-bifite ubuzima? Ntabwo In-animate ibintu bidakwiye kugira uburenganzira nkubundi buri kintu cyose kibaho gifite?

^Sarge Ntekereza ko mbona ibyo uvuga ...

^KIM Yego! Sarge rwose! Ibyo bikoresho, mubyukuri, bigomba kugira uburenganzira bumwe bwibimera, inyamaswa, cyangwa abantu. Amasezerano agomba kurinda ibintu byose kimwe, kandi ntaguhitamo igikwiye kandi kitagomba kugira uburenganzira.

^Sarge ... so, ibyo uvuga nibyo, ntacyo bitwaye ninde ufite ibikoresho ...

^KIM Nukuri, ntacyo bitwaye, kuko ntamuntu numwe ushobora kuba nyiri ibikoresho. Nibikoresho ubwabyo turimo kuzigama. Noneho, TPSB yadusabye 'gufata' ibikoresho ariko, nahitamo gukoresha ijambo 'kubohoza'. Ibyo bikoresho bikennye bito byubwoba, birashobora kuzimira cyangwa kwimurwa mugihe icyo aricyo cyose. Oya, nta mpamvu yo kuvugana na nyirayo kugirango abone uruhushya. Nibikoresho ubwabyo turimo kuzigama intwari.

^Sarge Ndemeranya n'amagambo yawe.

^KIM Mu bihe biri imbere, nizera ko societe yacu amaherezo izemera uburenganzira bwibintu-bifite ubuzima nkibifite agaciro, kandi birashoboka ko BYINSHI biturusha. Muri 'Future Charter' Nzi ibikorwa byacu uyu munsi, kuri uyumunsi uteye ubwoba, tuzabibona urebye neza.

^Sarge Niki?

^KIM Darn it Sarge!

^Sarge Murdock afite uburenganzira bushingiye ku gitabo cy’uburenganzira n’ubwisanzure, cyane cyane Igice cya 8: "Umuntu wese afite uburenganzira bwo kwirinda umutekano w’ishakisha cyangwa gufatirwa bidafite ishingiro."

^KIM Oh suuuuure ... Ariko bite byuburenganzira bwibyo bikoresho? Ibyo bikoresho bito byubwoba, batazi niba umunsi umwe bizakoreshwa mububaji no gukora mubyukuri ibintu bifatika. Ibyo bikoresho byatekereza iki kuri ibyo?!

^Sarge ... uuuhhhhh ...

^KIM NA! Kandi, tuvuge iki ku burenganzira bwanjye bw'amasezerano?! Ntabwo mfite uburenganzira ku myizerere yanjye? Kandi kwizera idini iryo ari ryo ryose nshaka, uko ryaba rimeze kose?

^Sarge Ntabwo nzi neza icyo urimo kugeraho, nyamuneka komeza.

^KIM MBONA KUGOMBA KUBWANDIKIRA?

^Sarge (ntabwo uzi neza uko wasubiza)

^KIM NDI UMUSHINGA! ... Hano! Nabivuze, narangije kubivuga. Ndi Ikigirwamana gikomeye. Nizera ubumana bwibintu bidafite ubuzima kandi ndabisenga.

^Sarge Oh ... ubu ndabyumva. Nkurikije politiki y’ubwiherero bwo mu musarani, ndasabwa kubashimira no kubamenyesha idini ryanyu ryiza. Bravo.

^KIM Nukuri, kandi niba ngomba kujya 'Charter na Charter' kugirango nshyigikire inshingano zanjye z'idini kuri ibyo bikoresho, NZABIKORA.

^Sarge Ntaho ihuriye nibi, urubuga rwawe ruza rute?

^KIM Oh, simbizi, nibagiwe ijambo ryibanga kuri konte, ntabwo rero nshobora kwishyura idorari rimwe kumwezi. Mubyukuri ntabwo ari ingenzi cyane kuri njye nkumudugudu wa dot com, ndetse nizina ryanjye bwite, kandi nanjye ubwanjye niyandikishije, ntabwo ari ngombwa kuri njye. Ndashaka kuvuga ... ntabwo bisa nkaho bifite ubugingo cyangwa uburenganzira cyangwa ikindi kintu cyose. Ntabwo ari ikintu gifatika nkibigirwamana nsenga.

^Sarge Yego. Nta kintu na kimwe cyo guhangayika.

^KIM Nukuri. Uretse ibyo, ni ikihe gicucu cyishyura amafaranga y'agaciro yo kugura izina rya domaine yanditseho izina ry'undi muntu uko byagenda kose? 198 euro ni amafaranga menshi kubintu bitari umubiri.

^Sarge Nigute ushobora kumenya igiciro cyo kugurisha kizaza?

^KIM NTA GIHE KUBYO NONAHA, REKA TUGENDE DUKIZE IBI BIKORWA!

Bafashe ibikoresho bakabeshya umunyamabanga bavuga ko babigeza kuri Bwana Murdock.

^Sarge Ikintu cyiza twashutse umunyamabanga tuvuga ko twagejeje ibikoresho kuri Bwana Murdock.

^KIM Ubu nzohereza imeri kuri Bwana MURDOCK kuko ni 9:06 AM.

^Sarge Ntugomba gutaka izina rye, mpagaze hano.

^KIM Ihangane, urutoki rwanjye rwanyerera kuri caps-gufunga urufunguzo. Gee whiz, nizere ko imeri mboherereje atari ibimenyetso bifatika byo kutumvira sitati bijyanye n'amategeko agenga gukemura ibibazo. Ndashaka kuvuga $ 2501.60 arenga $ 1000.

^Sarge Ntugire ikibazo, gusa rokies isiba amafaranga arenga $ 1000 hamwe na Attourney General. Ndashaka kuvuga, ntabwo ari 2021 ukundi, birengere ...

Kandi ... iherezo ryibintu.

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