JungYulKim.com Comedy Dialogue

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'Left and Right' Comedy Dialogue

ʻO ka lā ʻo Ianuali kanakolukumamākahi i ka makahiki ʻelua kaukani iwakāluakūmākolu, pono ʻelua mau mākaʻi wiwo ʻole o ka lawelawe ʻana i ka pepa ʻauheʻe e hakakā me nā kūlana ʻino i mea e lilo ai i lanakila a lanakila. ʻO kēia ka moʻolelo o ka hoʻopakele ʻana o Dotcom Kim lāua ʻo Sergeant Peartree i kahi mea paahana holoʻokoʻa mai nā paʻa pilikia o ka Malevolence and Compassion Skilled Trades Bureau. Ua hoʻomaka ia i ka wā i komo mai ai kahi kelepona pilikia mai ka TPSB ma 2:30 PM Eastern Standard Time:

bBBBRrrrriiinnNNNG! (kelepona)

bbbBBBRrrrriiiNNNGgg! (kelepona)

BBBRrrrriiiNNNG! (kelepona)

KIM Ua pane koke wau i ke kelepona i koʻu ʻike ʻana ʻo ʻoe!

TPSB Ke kāhea aku nei au i kahi mea o ka wikiwiki loa. Makemake au iā ʻoe e hele i ke keʻena o ka Skilled Trades Bureau a e hopu koke i kahi mea paahana a kahi mea kālepa.

KIM He aha kaʻu e hopu ai i kēia mea paahana? Ua pilikia paha ka mea hana?!

TPSB D..k..ssshhhhhh...(Holo ka laina)

KIM NOOOOooo! Ua palekana nā mea hana?! A I ʻole nā ​​mea hana UNSAFE!!??

...sssssshhssss...(kahea-leo)

KIM ANSWER MEEEEEEE!!!!....

( malie )

KIM (noho mālie, hāʻule ka waimaka ma kona pāpālina)

Sarge Ua lohe au i KE KANAKA! Aia ke kelepona ma ke kelepona leo, LETS ROLL.

KIM ʻO nā mea hana ... aia nā mea hana i ka pōʻino o ka nalowale a i ʻole kahi kuhi. Manaʻo wau ua ʻike mākou ʻelua i kēia manawa ...

Sarge NO KIM! ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke ʻae i kēlā hana!

... e kau pū ana i ko lāua mau lima ma luna o ka ʻoluʻolu waena, hoʻohuli lāua ʻelua i ke kī no ka hoʻokomo ʻana i nā kikina ma...

Me ka pedal i ka metala, ʻili lākou i waho o ka hale kūʻai ma ka ʻāpana lepo-2, a komo koke i ka GRIDLOCK piha.

KIM I kēia manawa ʻo ka manawa pono ʻo 2:42 PM ke hoʻouna aku nei au i leka uila pōkole iā Mr. MURDOCK.

Sarge ʻAe, akā no ke aha ʻoe e hoʻōho nei i kona inoa hope iaʻu?

KIM Ua maopopo iā ʻoe ke walaʻau nei au?

Sarge ʻAe, hiki iaʻu ke haʻi no ka mea aia ka leka ma 'ALL CAPS'.

KIM Auwe, mālie, ʻaʻohe pono e hoʻōho i nā huaʻōlelo 'all-caps' iaʻu.

Ua hoʻopau lākou i ʻekolu hola e kolo ana i ka gridlock. I ko lākou hōʻea ʻana i ka MCSTB, ua pani ʻia nā keʻena. Hoʻopau lākou ma ka hola 3:00 PM. No ka makemake ʻole e hoʻohana i kā lāua mana ʻūlū pepa kūikawā i loaʻa iā lāua, ua hoʻoholo lāua e hoʻi i ka lā aʻe o ke kakahiaka.

Sarge Aia mākou ma ka MCSTB i kēia manawa.

KIM ʻAe, ʻoiaʻiʻo, a ʻike ʻia ua pani ʻia.

Sarge ʻAʻole wau makemake e hoʻohana mākou i kā mākou Mana Hoʻomaʻemaʻe Pepa Kūʻai kūikawā i kēia manawa.

KIM E hoʻi kāua i ko kākou mau home ponoʻī, a laila e hoʻi hou i ka Huli Hula o kēia pukana i ke kakahiaka ʻapōpō, no ka mea, he mea nui loa ia.

Hoʻi nā mākaʻi ʻelua i ka home a hui hou i ke kakahiaka nui ma ka Dirty-2 Division

Ma ka moku holo moku, nana lakou i kekahi i kekahi ma na maka, puliki lima a hoohuli hou i ke kani, NO KEKAHI MANAWA HOPE. E mālama ana lākou i kēlā mea hana me ka hopena.

ʻO Sarge E mālama mākou i kēlā mea hana me ka ʻole o nā hopena!

KIM I AGGRREEEEEE

ʻO ka wikiwiki ʻelua ma ke kūlanakauhale, kani nā kani, kani ka pū. Hiki lākou i ka MCSTB.

ʻO Sarge E ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o koʻu manaʻo ke ʻike au ʻaʻole pilikia nā mea hana i ka nalowale a i ʻole ke kuhi hewa ʻana.

KIM Mai hopohopo! E loaʻa iā mākou kēlā mau mea hana a e mālama i kēlā mau mea hana! He mea koʻikoʻi mākou, e like me nā Luna TPS, e hōʻike i ke aloha no nā mea āpau a no nā kumu āpau.

Sarge He aha kāu ʻōlelo pololei?

KIM ʻO kēlā mau mea hana, kēlā mau mea hana ʻilihune paha, makaʻu loa, makaʻu loa i kēia manawa.

Sarge Nā mea hana? ʻAʻohe manaʻo o nā mea hana.

KIM LAUA HANA! He mau manaʻo ko lākou!

Sarge ( malie)

KIM ʻIke ʻoe iā Sarge, he kanaka haipule loa wau. Hāʻawi ke Kānāwai Kanada i nā kuleana, he nui loa nā kuleana.

Sarge

KIM Ma Kanada ua loaʻa iā mākou kā mākou kānāwai kūikawā i kapa ʻia ʻo ka Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Hāʻawi ia i nā kuleana kūikawā i nā Makaʻāinana ma kēia ʻāina maikaʻi akā, pehea nā holoholona? Pehea na holoholona? ʻAʻole pono e loaʻa i nā holoholona nā kuleana pū kekahi iā Sarge?

Sarge ʻAe, ʻoiaʻiʻo pono lākou ...

KIM A pehea nā lāʻau? Hana ke Kulanakauhale i na kanawai e hooki ana i na kanaka mai ke oki i na laau. ʻO wau iho, manaʻoʻiʻo wau i kēlā mau pono.

Sarge Pono...

KIM ʻAʻole ʻoe ʻike i kaʻu e ʻōlelo nei Sarge? He kuleana ko nā holoholona, ​​he kuleana ko nā mea kanu akā, pehea ka pono o nā mea In-animate? ʻAʻole pono i nā mea In-animate nā kuleana like me nā mea ʻē aʻe a pau?

Sarge Manaʻo wau ʻike wau i kāu e ʻōlelo nei ...

KIM ʻAe! ʻO Sarge pololei! ʻO kēlā mau mea hana, ʻoiaʻiʻo, pono e loaʻa nā kuleana like o nā mea kanu, nā holoholona, ​​​​a i ʻole nā ​​​​kānaka. Pono ka Charter e pale like i nā mea a pau, a ʻaʻole e hoʻoholo i nā pono a me nā pono ʻole.

Sarge ...no laila, ʻo kāu e ʻōlelo nei, ʻaʻole pili ka mea nona nā mea hana...

KIM Pono, ʻaʻole ia he mea nui, no ka mea, ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi ke lilo i mea nona nā mea hana. ʻO nā mea hana ponoʻī kā mākou e mālama nei. I kēia manawa, ke noi nei ka TPSB iā mākou e 'hopu' i nā mea hana akā, makemake wau e hoʻohana i ka huaʻōlelo 'hoʻokuʻu'. ʻO kēlā mau mea hana makaʻu liʻiliʻi ʻilihune, hiki iā lākou ke nalowale a i ʻole ke kuhi hewa i kēlā me kēia manawa. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole pono e hoʻokaʻaʻike i ka mea nona ka ʻae ʻia. ʻO nā mea hana ponoʻī kā mākou e hoʻopakele me ka wiwo ʻole.

Sarge ʻae wau i kāu ʻōlelo.

KIM I ka wā e hiki mai ana, ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au e ʻae ko kākou ʻaha kanaka i nā kuleana o nā mea In-animate ma ke ʻano he AS waiwai, a ʻoi aku paha ka waiwai ma mua o mākou. I loko o ka 'Future Charter' ua ʻike au i kā mākou mau hana i kēia lā, i kēia lā pōʻino, e ʻike ʻia he pololei.

Sarge He aha?

KIM Darn it Sarge!

Loaʻa iā Sarge Murdock nā kuleana ma lalo o ka Charter of Rights and Freedoms, ʻo ia hoʻi ka Pauku 8: "He kuleana ko kēlā me kēia kanaka e palekana mai ka huli ʻana a me ka hopu ʻole ʻia."

KIM Oh suuuuure... Akā, pehea ka pono o ia mau mea hana? ʻO kēlā mau mea paahana liʻiliʻi makaʻu, ʻaʻole lākou i ʻike inā e hoʻohana ʻia lākou i kekahi lā i ke kālai a me ka hana maoli ʻana i nā mea kino ʻē aʻe. He aha ka manaʻo o kēlā mau mea hana?!

Sarge ...uuuhhhhh...

KIM A ME! A, pehea kaʻu Kuleana Charter?! ʻAʻole anei iaʻu ke kuleana i kaʻu mau manaʻo hoʻomana? A no ka manaʻoʻiʻo i kēlā me kēia hoʻomana aʻu e makemake ai, ʻaʻole paha ia?

Sarge ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu kāu mea e loaʻa nei akā, e ʻoluʻolu e hoʻomau.

KIM HE PONO AʻU E HAʻAʻI NO ʻoe?

Sarge (ʻaʻole maopopo pehea e pane ai)

KIM HE KOKUA HOI!... Aia! Ua ʻōlelo wau, ua ʻōlelo hope wau. He hoomanakii paakiki au. Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au i ke akua o nā mea ola ʻole a hoʻomana wau iā lākou.

Sarge Oh... i kēia manawa ua maopopo iaʻu. Wahi a nā kulekele ponoʻī a ka Toilet Papering Service, pono wau e hoʻomaikaʻi a hoʻokipa iā ʻoe no kāu hoʻomana koʻikoʻi. Bravo.

KIM Pono, a inā pono wau e hele i ka 'Charter versus Charter' no ka mālama ʻana i kaʻu kuleana hoʻomana i kēlā mau mea hana, E HANA wau.

ʻAʻole pili ʻo Sarge i kēia, pehea ka hele ʻana o kāu pūnaewele?

KIM Oh, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu, poina iaʻu i ka ʻōlelo huna o ka moʻokāki, no laila ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke uku i ka uku hoʻokahi kālā i kēlā me kēia mahina. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ia he mea koʻikoʻi iaʻu ma ke ʻano he kikowaena dot com, ʻoiai me koʻu inoa ponoʻī, a aʻu i hoʻopaʻa inoa ai, ʻaʻole ia he mea nui iaʻu. ʻO koʻu manaʻo ... ʻaʻole ia he ʻuhane a he kuleana a he mea paha. ʻAʻole ia he mea kino e like me nā kiʻi aʻu e hoʻomana nei.

Sarge ʻAe. ʻAʻohe mea e hopohopo ai.

KIM Pololei. Ma waho aʻe, he aha ka naʻaupō e uku i ke kālā nui e kūʻai i kahi inoa domain me ka inoa o kekahi ma luna? ʻO 198 euro ka nui o ke kālā no kahi mea kino ʻole.

Sarge Pehea ʻoe e ʻike ai i ke kumukūʻai kūʻai e hiki mai ana?

KIM ʻAʻohe manawa no kēlā i kēia manawa, e hele kāua e mālama i kēlā mau mea hana!

Lawe lākou i nā mea hana a hoʻopunipuni i ke kākau ʻōlelo ma ka ʻōlelo ʻana e hāʻawi ana lākou iā Mr. Murdock.

Sarge Maikaʻi ua hoʻopunipuni mākou i ke kākau ʻōlelo ma ka ʻōlelo ʻana e hāʻawi ana mākou i nā mea hana iā Mr. Murdock.

KIM E hoʻouna au i leka uila iā Mr. MURDOCK ʻoiai ʻo ia ka hola 9:06 AM.

Sarge ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e hoʻōho i kona inoa, ke kū nei au ma ʻaneʻi.

KIM E kala mai, ua paheʻe koʻu manamana lima ma ke kī kī kī. ʻO Gee whiz, manaʻolana wau ʻaʻole ʻo ka leka uila aʻu i hoʻouna aku nei he hōʻike paʻa o ka hōʻole ʻana i ke kānāwai e pili ana i ke Kānāwai Hoʻoponopono Kivila. 'Oi aku ka $2501.60 ma mua o $1000.

Sarge Mai hopohopo, ʻo nā rookies wale nō e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i ke kālā ma mua o $1000 me ka Loio Kuhina. ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ʻaʻole ia ʻo 2021 hou, hoʻopau iā ia ...

A... hope o ka hiʻona.

O ka hookuli i ke kii ka mea ino loa i ka manao o ke kii.

'Ōlelo Aʻo: Mai ka kākau ʻana i kēia, ua hoʻoholo ʻia ʻo ke kūʻai aku ʻana i kēia Pūnaewele hiki ke hoʻopili ʻia i nā uhaki ʻaelike i hana ʻia ma muli o ka 2023 Actor's Strike. I kēlā manawa, nui nā mea hana i uhaki i kā lākou mau ʻaelike me kā lākou Talent Agencies. Inā loaʻa i ka Talent Agency kahi pūnaewele puni honua a ua hoʻopaʻa inoa iā ia a hoʻohana ʻia ma ka inoa o kahi Keaka, a ma ka inoa o kēlā Actor, a me ka ʻae ʻana o kēlā Actor ... Eia iā mākou ka hopena. Me he mea la, he mea kupono loa, a he mea hoohenehene no ka hana ana o KANA UNION i ka hana i poino ai i KONA PILI. Auwe, e like me ka hana a kekahi kanaka hui. E ho'āʻo e koho i ke kanaka.

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