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‘Miame Kple Nuɖusi’ Nukokoedonamela ƒe Dzeɖoɖo

Ɣletiŋkekeae nye January Blaetɔ̃ Gbãtɔ le Ƒe Akpe Eve Kple Blaeve Etɔ̃ me, ele be Nugododeƒegbalẽwo Dɔwɔƒe ƒe Detective kalẽtɔ eve nawɔ aʋa kple nɔnɔme gbegblẽwo hafi woate ŋu aɖu dzi ahaɖu dzi. Esia nye alesi Dotcom Kim kple Sergeant Peartree xɔ dɔwɔnu blibo aɖe tso Malevolence and Compassion Skilled Trades Bureau ƒe asibidɛ siwo me afɔku le me ƒe ŋutinya. Nusianu dze egɔme esime kaƒoƒo kpata aɖe tso TPSB gbɔ le 2:30 PM Eastern Standard Time:

bBBBRrrrrriiiinnNNNG! _{(telefon) .}

bbbBBBRrrrrriiiiiNNNGgg! _{(telefon) .}

BBBRrrrrriiiiiNNNG ƑE NUÐEÐEŊUTI! _{(telefon) .}

^KIM Mexɔ telefon la kaba ale si mate ŋui esi mekpɔ be wòe!

_TPSB Mele yɔyɔm le nya si hiã kpata wu la ŋu. Mehiã be nàyi Asitsahabɔbɔ ƒe dɔwɔƒe aɖaxɔ asitsala aɖe ƒe dɔwɔnuwo enumake.

^KIM Nuka kee tae maxɔ dɔwɔnu-ƒomevi sia oa? Ðe dɔwɔnu si woɖo la ɖo afɔku mea?!

_TPSB D..k..ssshhhhhh...(fli la yi kpoo)

^KIM NOO AOoooo! Ðe dɔwɔnuawo le dediea?! ALOO ɖe dɔwɔnuawo MEDE DEDIENƆNƆ O!!??

...sssssshhssss...(yɔ-gbeɖiɖi) .

^KIM ƑE NYAŊUÐOÐO MEEEEeeee!!!!....

(zi ɖoɖoe)

^KIM (zi ɖoɖoe, aɖatsi aɖe le ƒoƒom le eƒe ŋgonu)

^Sarge Mese NUSIAME AMEGBETƆ! Kaƒoƒoa nɔ nuƒomɔ̃ dzi, LETS ROLL.

^KIM Dɔwɔnuawo nye... dɔwɔnuawo le afɔku me be woabu alo woaɖe wo ɖe teƒe si mesɔ o. Mesusu be mí ame evea míenya be fifia...

^Sarge NO KIM! Ðeko míate ŋu aɖe mɔ nenema nadzɔ o!

...wotsɔ woƒe asiwo ɖo titina console la dzi, wo ame evea siaa trɔa switch la be woatsɔ sirenawo ade...

Esi pedal la yi ga la gbɔ la, woɖea wo ɖa le ʋudzeƒea le dirty-2 Division, eye enumake gena ɖe GRIDLOCK blibo me.

^KIM Fifia si ɣeyiɣia nye 2:42 PM pɛpɛpɛ la mele e-mail kpui aɖe ɖom ɖe Aƒetɔ MURDOCK.

^Sarge Ẽ, gake nukatae nèle eƒe ŋkɔ mamlɛtɔ dom ɖe dzinye?

^KIM Èka ɖe edzi be mele ɣli doma?

^Sarge Ẽ, mate ŋu agblɔe elabena ŋɔŋlɔdzesiwo le 'ALL CAPS' me.

^KIM Wow, wò dzi dze eme, mehiã be nàdo ɣli be ‘all-caps’ ɖe ŋunye o.

Wozã gaƒoƒo etɔ̃ siwo kplɔe ɖo tsɔ nɔ tsatsam le ʋuʋudedi me. Esi wova ɖo MCSTB la, wotu ɔfisawo xoxo. Wowua enu le ŋdɔ ga 3:00 me. Esi womedi be yewoazã yewoƒe Toilet Papering Powers tɔxɛ si le yewo si o ta la, wo ame evea woɖoe be yewoatrɔ ava le ŋufɔke le ŋdi me.

^Sarge Míele MCSTB fifia.

^KIM Ẽ, nyateƒee, eye edze abe wotue ene.

^Sarge Nyemedi be míazã míaƒe Toilet Papering Powers tɔxɛ bubuawo le ɣeyiɣi sia me o.

^{KIM Mina} míatrɔ ayi míaƒe aƒewo me eye emegbe míatrɔ ayi Hot Pursuit of this issue etsɔ ŋdi, elabena ele vevie ŋutɔ.

Detective eveawo trɔ yi aƒeme eye wogaƒo ƒu le ŋdi kanya le dirty-2 Division

Le cruiser la me ake la, wokpɔa wo nɔewo ŋkume, woblaa asiwo eye wogatrɔa sirenawo ake, ZI GBÃTƆ GBÃTƆ. Wole dɔwɔnu-ƒomevi ma xɔ ge eɖanye emetsonu ka kee ɖale eme o.

^Sarge ELE BE MÍEÐE DƆWƆNU MA ÐE AME BE NU KPƆKPƆKPƆKPƆKPƆ KPLE EDZROÐOÐOA ME O!

^KIM ME ƑE AGGRREEEEEEE

Ame eveawo le du dzi to dua me, kpẽkukuwo nɔ ɖiɖim, kpẽwo nɔ ɖiɖim. Wova ɖoa MCSTB.

^Sarge Mase le ɖokuinye me be nye lãme sẽ ŋutɔ ne menya be dɔwɔnuawo megale afɔku me be woabu alo woada ɖe teƒe bubu o.

^KIM Mègatsi dzi o! MÍAKE dɔwɔnu mawo eye MÍAdzra dɔwɔnu mawo ɖo! Ele vevie ŋutɔ be mí, abe TPS Dɔwɔlawo ene, míaɖe veveseseɖeamenu afia le nuwo katã kple susuwo katã ta.

^Sarge Nuka tututue nèdi be yeagblɔ?

^KIM Ele be dɔwɔnu mawo, dɔwɔnu madeamedzi mawo navɔ̃ ale gbegbe, vɔvɔ̃ ɖo wo ale gbegbe fifia.

^Sarge Dɔwɔnuawo? Seselelãme mele dɔwɔnuwo si o.

^KIM WOWƆNA! Seselelãmewo le wo si nyateƒe!

^Sarge (ɖoɖoezizi) .

^KIM Èkpɔ Sarge, menye mawusubɔla si gbɔ eme. Canada ƒe Sea na gomenɔamesiwo, eyata gomenɔamesi geɖe ŋutɔ.

^Sarge (si le ɖoɖoezizi me) .

^KIM Le Canada la, míaƒe Se tɔxɛ si woyɔna be Gomenɔamesiwo Kple Ablɔɖewo Ŋuti Se le mía si. Ena gomenɔamesi tɔxɛwo Dukɔmeviwo le dukɔ dzɔdzɔe sia me gake, lãwo ya ɖe? Ke lãwo ya ɖe? Ðe mele be lãwo naxɔ gomenɔamesiwo akpa Sarge oa?

^Sarge Ẽ, ele be...

^KIM Eye atiawo ya ɖe? Dua dea se siwo xea mɔ na amewo be woagalã atiawo o. Nye ŋutɔ mexɔ gomenɔamesi mawo dzi se.

^Sarge Kakaɖedzitɔe...

^KIM Mèkpɔ nya si gblɔm mele o Sarge oa? Gomenɔamesiwo le lãwo si, Gomenɔamesiwo le Numiemiewo si gake, ke nusiwo le agbe me ƒe gomenɔamesiwo ya ɖe? Ðe mele be gomenɔamesi siwo le nu bubu ɖesiaɖe si li si la nanɔ nusiwo le agbe me oa?

^Sarge Mesusu be mekpɔ nusi gblɔm nèle...

^KIM Ɛ̃! Sarge tututue! Le nyateƒe me la, ele be gomenɔamesi siwo katã le numiemiewo, lãwo, alo amewo gɔ̃ hã si la nanɔ dɔwɔnu mawo si. Ele be Sewɔtakpekpea Nakpɔ nusianu ta sɔsɔe, eye menye be wòatso nya me le nusiwo wòle be gomenɔamesiwo nanɔ wo si kple esiwo mele be woakpɔ o ŋu o.

^Sarge ...eyata, nusi gblɔm nèle enye be, mehiã be ameka tɔe dɔwɔnuawo le o...

^KIM Nenemae, mehiã o, elabena ame aɖeke mate ŋu anye dɔwɔnuawo tɔ ŋutɔŋutɔ o. Dɔwɔnuawo ŋutɔe míele dzram ɖo. Fifia, TPSB nɔ biabiam tso mía si be ‘míaxɔ’ dɔwɔnuawo gake, madi be mazã nya ‘ablɔɖe’. Dɔwɔnu sue dahe mawo siwo vɔ̃na la, woate ŋu abu alo adzo le teƒe bubu ɣesiaɣi. Ao, mehiã be nàte ɖe aƒetɔa ŋu axɔ mɔɖeɖe o. Dɔwɔnuawo ŋutɔe míele dzram ɖo kalẽtɔe.

^Sarge Melɔ̃ ɖe wò nya dzi.

^KIM Le etsɔme la, mexɔe se be míaƒe hadomegbenɔnɔ ava alɔ̃ ɖe nusiwo le agbe me ƒe gomenɔamesiwo dzi mlɔeba be woxɔ asi ALEKE, eye ɖewohĩ woxɔ asi wu mí gɔ̃ hã. Le ‘Etsɔme ƒe Sewɔtakpekpe’ me la menya be woakpɔ míaƒe nuwɔnawo egbea, le dzɔgbevɔ̃eŋkeke sia dzi, le megbekpɔkpɔ me be wosɔ.

^Sarge Nukae?

^KIM Darn it Sarge!

^{Gomenɔamesiwo le Sarge} Murdock si le Gomenɔamesiwo Kple Ablɔɖewo ƒe Sewɔtakpekpea te, vevietɔ Akpa 8 lia: "Gomenɔamesi le amesiame si be wòanɔ dedie tso amewo didi alo wo xɔxɔ le wo si madzemadzee me."

^KIM Oh suuuuure... Gake dɔwɔnu mawo ƒe gomenɔamesiwo ya ɖe? Dɔwɔnu sue mawo siwo vɔ̃na, amesiwo menya gɔ̃ hã nenye be woazã wo gbeɖeka le nu ŋutɔŋutɔ bubuwo ƒe nɔnɔmetata kple wo wɔwɔ ŋutɔŋutɔ me o. Nukae dɔwɔnu mawo abu tso ema ŋu?!

^Sarge ...uuuhhhhh...

^KIM KPLE! Eye, nye Charter Rights ya ɖe?! Ðe gome mele asinye ɖe NYEE mawusubɔsubɔdzixɔsewo ŋu oa? Eye be maxɔ subɔsubɔha ɖesiaɖe si medi dzi ase, eɖanye nuka kee wònye o?

^Sarge Nyemeka ɖe nusi nèle wɔwɔm dzi o gake, taflatse yi edzi.

^KIM ÐE ELE BE MAŊLƆE NA WÒ?

^Sarge (meka ɖe alesi wòaɖo eŋu dzi o) .

^KIM TƆKƆDƆLA NYEE NYEE!... Afimae! Megblɔe, megblɔe mlɔeba. Trɔ̃subɔla sesẽe menye. Mexɔ nu siwo me agbe mele o ƒe mawunyenye dzi se eye mesubɔa wo.

^Sarge Oo... fifia mese egɔme. Le Toilet Papering Service ŋutɔ ƒe ɖoɖowo nu la, wobia tso asinye be mado dzidzɔ na wò eye maxɔ wò ɖe wò mawusubɔsubɔ ɖedzesi la ta. Bravo ƒe ŋkɔ.

^KIM Nenema, eye ne ele nam be mayi ‘Charter versus Charter’ be malé nye mawusubɔsubɔdɔdasi me ɖe asi ɖe dɔwɔnu mawo ŋu la, MAWƆE.

^Sarge Esi medo ƒome kple esia o la, aleke wò nyatakakadzraɖoƒea le zɔzɔm?

^KIM Oo, nyemenya o, meŋlɔ nyagbe si wotsɔ ŋlɔa akɔnta la be, eyata nyemate ŋu axe dɔlar ɖeka ƒe fe si woxena ɣleti sia ɣleti o. Nyateƒee, mele vevie nam tututu o abe dot com domain ene, ne nye ŋutɔ nye ŋkɔ gɔ̃ hã, eye nye ŋutɔ meŋlɔ ŋkɔ na la, mele vevie nam o. Mebe... menye abe ɖe luʋɔ alo gomenɔamesi alo naneke le esi ene o. Menye ŋutilãmenu aɖe gɔ̃ hãe wònye abe legba siwo mesubɔna ene o.

^Sarge Ẽ, Ẽ. Naneke meli si ŋu woatsi dzi ɖo o.

^KIM Nenemae. Gakpe ɖe eŋu la, bometsila kae axe ga xɔasi aɖe atsɔ aƒle domenyiŋusẽfianu si dzi ame bubu ƒe ŋkɔ le le mɔ sia mɔ nu? Euro 198 nye ga gbogbo aɖe na nusi menye nu ŋutɔŋutɔ o.

^Sarge Aleke nàwɔ anya ga si nàdzra le etsɔme?

^KIM ƔEYIƔI MEÐEÐE NA EMA FIFIA, MÍAYI AÐE DƆWƆNU MAWO!

Woxɔa dɔwɔnuawo heblea agbalẽŋlɔla la to gbɔgblɔ be yewole wo tsɔm na Aƒetɔ Murdock.

^Sarge Nu nyui aɖee míeble agbalẽŋlɔla la esi míegblɔ be míele dɔwɔnuawo tsɔm yina na Aƒetɔ Murdock.

^KIM Maɖo email ɖe Aƒetɔ MURDOCK azɔ elabena ŋdi ga 9:06 tututue.

^Sarge Mehiã be nàdo ɣli ɖe eƒe ŋkɔ o, mele tsitre ɖe afisia tututu.

^KIM Kpeɖeŋutɔ, nye asibidɛ ge ɖe caps-lock key la dzi. Gee whiz, mele mɔ kpɔm be email si meɖo ɖa teti koe nye ema la menye kpeɖodzi ŋutɔŋutɔ si fia be womeɖo to se aɖe si ku ɖe Dukɔmeviwo ƒe Nyagbɔkpɔha ƒe Sea ŋu o. Mebe $2501.60 wu $1000.

^Sarge Mègatsi dzi o, ame yeyewo koe kɔa ga si wu $1000 le Senyala Gãtɔ gbɔ. Mebe, meganye ƒe 2021 o, ɖu edzi...

Eye... nukpɔkpɔa ƒe nuwuwu.

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