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Da no yɛ January Aduasa a Edi Kan wɔ Afe Mpem Abien ne Aduonu Abiɛsa no mu, ɛsɛ sɛ Tiafi Krataa Dwumadibea no Detectives akokodurufo baanu ko tia tebea horow a enye na ama wɔadi nkonim na wɔadi nkonim. Eyi ne sɛnea Dotcom Kim ne Sergeant Peartree gyee adwinnade a wɔahyehyɛ no nyinaa fii Malevolence and Compassion Skilled Trades Bureau nsam a asiane wom no mu ho asɛm. Ne nyinaa fii ase bere a ɔfrɛ bi a egye ntɛmpɛ fii TPSB bae wɔ 2:30 PM Eastern Standard Time:

bBBBRrrrrriiiinnNNNG na wɔde wɔn ho ahyɛ mu! _{(telefon so) .}

bbbBBBRrrrrriiiiiNNNGgg! _{(telefon so) .}

BBBRrrrrriiiiiNNNG na ɛyɛ adwuma yiye! _{(telefon so) .}

^KIM Megyee telefon no ntɛm ara sɛnea metumi bere a mihui sɛ ɛyɛ wo no!

_TPSB Mefrɛ no asɛm a ɛho hia kɛse. Mehia sɛ wobɛkɔ Skilled Trades Bureau adwumayɛbea hɔ na woagye aguadifo bi adwinnade-set ntɛm ara.

^KIM Nea ɛbɛyɛ biara a mɛfa saa adwinnade-set yi? So adwinnade-set no wɔ asiane mu?!

_TPSB D..k..ssshhhhhh...(line no kɔ komm)

^KIM NOO NOOoooo! So nnwinnade no yɛ nea ahobammɔ wom?! ANAA so nnwinnade no UNSAFE!!??

...sssssshhssss...(frɛ-nne) .

^KIM MMUAEƐ MEEEEeeee!!!!....

(dinn)

^KIM (ɔyɛ komm, nusu bi fi n’afono so) .

^Sarge metee BIARA NNIPA! Na ɔfrɛ no wɔ speakerphone so, LETS ROLL.

^KIM Nnwinnade no ne... nnwinnade no wɔ asiane mu sɛ ɛbɛyera anaasɛ ɛbɛkɔ baabi a ɛnteɛ. Mesusu sɛ yɛn mmienu nyinaa nim sɛ seesei...

^Sarge NO KIM! Yɛrentumi mma saa asɛm no ho kwan kɛkɛ!

...wɔde wɔn nsa bom wɔ mfinimfini console no so, wɔn baanu nyinaa dannan switch no de siren no hyɛ...

Bere a wɔde pedal no kɔ dade no so no, wɔpepa fi stationhouse no mu wɔ dirty-2 Division, na ntɛm ara wɔhyɛn GRIDLOCK a edi mũ mu.

^KIM Seesei a bere no yɛ 2:42 PM pɛpɛɛpɛ no mede email tiawa bi rekɔma Owura MURDOCK.

^Sarge Yiw, nanso dɛn nti na woreteɛteɛm ne din a etwa to agu me so?

^KIM So wugye di sɛ mereteɛteɛm?

^Sarge Yiw, metumi aka efisɛ nkyerɛwde no wɔ 'ALL CAPS' mu.

^KIM Wow, ma wo bo dwo, ɛho nhia sɛ wobɛteɛm aka nsɛmfua ‘all-caps’ agu me so.

Wɔde nnɔnhwerew abiɛsa a edi hɔ no wee wɔ gridlock mu. Bere a woduu MCSTB no, na wɔato adwumayɛbea ahorow no mu dedaw. Wɔto mu 3:00 PM. Esiane sɛ na wɔn baanu no mpɛ sɛ wɔde wɔn Toilet Papering Powers soronko a wɔwɔ no bedi dwuma nti, wosii gyinae sɛ wɔbɛsan aba da a edi hɔ no anɔpa.

^Sarge Yɛwɔ MCSTB mprempren.

^KIM Yiw, ɛyɛ nokware, na ɛte sɛ nea wɔato mu.

^Sarge Mempɛ sɛ yɛde yɛn Toilet Papering Powers soronko a ɛboro so no bedi dwuma saa bere yi.

^KIM Momma yɛnsan nkɔ yɛn afie mu na afei yɛnsan nkɔ Hot Pursuit of this issue ɔkyena anɔpa, efisɛ ɛho hia yiye.

Detectives baanu no san kɔ fie na wɔsan hyiam anɔpatutuutu wɔ dirty-2 Division

Wɔ cruiser no mu bio no, wɔhwɛ wɔn ho wɔn ho aniwa mu, wɔkyekyere wɔn nsa na wɔbɔ siren no bio, BERƐ A ETWATOƆ. Wɔrekɔkora saa adwinnade-set no ɛmfa ho nea ebefi mu aba.

^Sarge YƐSƐ SƐ SAAVE SAA TOOLSET NO Ɛmfa ho NSƐM A ƐFA NSƐM HO!

^KIM ME AGGRREEEEEEE

Wɔn baanu no de ahoɔhare twa kurow no, na siren rebɔ, abɛn rebɔ. Wodu MCSTB hɔ.

^Sarge Mete nka sɛ me ho ye kɛse bere a minim sɛ nnwinnade no nni asiane mu bio sɛ ​​ɛbɛyera anaasɛ ɛbɛkɔ baabi a ɛnteɛ no.

^KIM Mma ɛnhaw wo! YƐBƐHWEHWƐ saa nnwinnade no na YƐBƐkora saa nnwinnade no so! Ɛho hia sɛ yɛn, sɛ TPS Adwumayɛfoɔ no, yɛda tema adi wɔ nneɛma nyinaa ne nneɛma nyinaa ho.

^Sarge Dɛn ankasa na wopɛ sɛ woka?

^KIM Ɛbɛyɛ sɛ saa nnwinnade no, saa nnwinnade a enye no suro kɛse, ehu aka kɛse mprempren.

^Sarge Nnwinnade no? Nnwinnade nni nkate.

^KIM WƆYƐ! Wɔwɔ nkate horow ampa!

^Sarge (a ɔyɛ komm) .

^KIM Woahu Sarge, meyɛ obi a mepɛ nyamesom kɛse. Canada Mmara no ma hokwan ahorow, enti hokwan ahorow pii paa.

^Sarge (ɔyɛ komm) .

^KIM Wɔ Canada no yɛwɔ yɛn Mmara soronko a wɔfrɛ no Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Ɛma Ɔman mma hokwan pɔtee bi wɔ ɔman a ɛfata yi mu nanso, mmoa nso ɛ? Na mmoa nso ɛ? So ɛnsɛ sɛ mmoa nya hokwan ahorow Sarge dodo?

^Sarge Yiw, nokwarem no ɛsɛ sɛ...

^KIM Na nnua no nso ɛ? Kurow no yɛ mmara nketewa a esiw nkurɔfo kwan sɛ wobetwa nnua no. M’ankasa, migye saa hokwan ahorow no di.

^Sarge Ampa sɛ...

^KIM Wonhu nea mereka no Sarge? Mmoa wɔ hokwan, Afifide wɔ hokwan nanso, hokwan a ɛwɔ In-animate objects mu nso ɛ? So ɛnsɛ sɛ nneɛma a ɛwɔ nkwa mu nya hokwan koro no ara a ade foforo biara a ɛwɔ hɔ wɔ no?

^Sarge me susu sɛ mehu nea woreka no...

^KIM Yiw! Sarge Pɛpɛɛpɛ! Nokwarem no, ɛsɛ sɛ saa nnwinnade no nyinaa nya hokwan koro no ara a afifide, mmoa, anaa nnipa mpo wɔ. Ɛsɛ sɛ Mmarahyɛ Bagua no Bɔ biribiara ho ban pɛpɛɛpɛ, na ɛnsi nea ɛsɛ sɛ wonya hokwan ne nea ɛnsɛ sɛ wonya hokwan ho gyinae.

^Sarge ...enti, nea woreka ne sɛ, ɛnyɛ hwee sɛ hena na ɔwɔ nnwinnade no...

^KIM Pɛpɛɛpɛ, ɛnyɛ hwee, ɛfiri sɛ obiara ntumi nyɛ nnwinnadeɛ no wura ankasa. Ɛyɛ nnwinnade no ankasa na yɛrekora so. Afei, na TPSB no rebisa sɛ ‘yɛmfa’ nnwinnadeɛ no nanso, mɛpɛ sɛ mede asɛmfua ‘liberating’ di dwuma. Saa nnwinnade nketewa a ehu a ɛyɛ ahiafo no, na wobetumi ayera anaasɛ wɔakɔ baabi a ɛnteɛ bere biara koraa. Dabi, ɛho nhia sɛ wo ne owura no di nkitaho na woanya kwan. Ɛyɛ nnwinnade no ankasa na yɛde akokoduru rekora so.

^Sarge Mepene w’asɛm no so.

^KIM Daakye, megye di sɛ awiei koraa no yɛn manfo begye hokwan ahorow a nneɛma a nkwa wom wɔ no atom sɛ ɛsom bo SƐ, na ebia ɛsom bo sen yɛn mpo. Wɔ ‘Daakye Mmara’ mu no menim sɛ yɛn nneyɛeɛ nnɛ, wɔ saa nkrabea da yi mu no, wɔbɛhunu yɛn akyire sɛ ɛteɛ.

^Sarge Dɛn?

^KIM Darn no yɛ Sarge!

^Sarge Murdock wɔ hokwan ahorow wɔ Hokwan ne Ahofadi Mmara no ase, titiriw Ɔfa 8: "Obiara wɔ hokwan sɛ ɔbɔ ne ho ban fi hwehwɛ anaa gye a ntease nnim ho."

^KIM Oh suuuuure... Nanso saa nnwinnade no hokwan ahorow nso ɛ? Saa nnwinnade nketewa a ehu aka wɔn no, a wonnim mpo sɛ ebia wɔde bedi dwuma da bi wɔ honam fam nneɛma afoforo a wodi adwini ne ne yɛ ankasa mu. Dɛn na saa nnwinnade no besusuw wɔ saa asɛm no ho?!

^Sarge ...uuuhhhhh...

^KIM NE! Na, me Charter Rights nso ɛ?! So minni hokwan wɔ ME nyamesom gyidi ahorow ho? Na sɛ megye ɔsom biara a mepɛ adi, ɛmfa ho nea ɛyɛ?

^Sarge me nnim nea worenya nanso, mesrɛ wo toa so.

^KIM SO ƐSƐ SƐ MEKYERƐ NO MA WO?

^Sarge (onnim sɛnea obebua) .

^KIM MEYƐ ƆBOsonsomfoɔ!... Ɛhɔ! Mekaa no, awiei koraa no mekae. Meyɛ Abosonsomfo a ɔyɛ katee. Migye di sɛ nneɛma a nkwa nnim yɛ nyamesu na mesom wɔn.

^Sarge Oh... afei deɛ mete aseɛ. Sɛnea Toilet Papering Service no ankasa nhyehyɛe kyerɛ no, wɔhwehwɛ sɛ mema mo akwaaba na megye mo wɔ mo som a ɛda nsow no ho. Bravo na ɔkyerɛwee.

^KIM Pɛpɛɛpɛ, na sɛ ɛsɛ sɛ mekɔ ‘Charter versus Charter’ de di me nyamesom asɛdeɛ a mewɔ wɔ saa nnwinnadeɛ no ho no akyi a, MƐYƐ.

^Sarge Ɛnfa eyi ho, ɔkwan bɛn so na wo wɛbsaet no reba?

^KIM Oh, minnim, me werɛ fii password a ɛwɔ account no mu, enti mintumi ntua dɔla biako a wɔbɔ ɔsram biara no. Nokwarem no ɛnyɛ nea ɛho hia me kɛse sɛ dot com domain, mpo a m’ankasa me din wom, na m’ankasa mekyerɛw me din no, ho nhia me. Mekyerɛ sɛ... ɛnyɛ sɛ ɛwɔ ɔkra anaa hokwan anaa biribiara. Ɛnyɛ honam fam ade mpo te sɛ abosom a mesom wɔn no.

^Sarge Yeah na ɔyɛ. Biribiara nni hɔ a ɛsɛ sɛ wohaw wo ho wɔ ho.

^KIM Pɛpɛɛpɛ. Ɛno da nkyɛn a, ɔkwasea bɛn na obetua sika a ɛsom bo de atɔ domain din a obi foforo din wɔ so ɔkwan biara so? Euro 198 yɛ sika pii ma ade a ɛnyɛ honam fam ade.

^Sarge Wobɛyɛ dɛn ahu bo a wɔbɛtɔn daakye?

^KIM NO TIME FOR THAT NOW, MOMMA YƐNKƆ SAA SAA NNWUMA NO!

Wɔfa nnwinnade no na wɔdaadaa ɔkyerɛwfo no denam ka a wɔka sɛ wɔde rekɔma Owura Murdock no so.

^Sarge Adepa a yɛdaadaa ɔkyerɛwfo no denam ka a yɛkae sɛ yɛde nnwinnade no rekɔma Owura Murdock no so.

^KIM Afei mede email bɛmena Owura MURDOCK efisɛ ɛyɛ 9:06 AM pɛpɛɛpɛ.

^Sarge Ɛnsɛ sɛ woteɛm ne din, megyina ha yi ara.

^KIM Yɛpa wo kyɛw, me nsateaa hwirew caps-lock key no so. Gee whiz, mewɔ anidaso sɛ email a mede amena seesei ara no nyɛ adanse pɔtee a ɛkyerɛ sɛ wɔantie mmara bi a ɛfa Civil Remedies Act ho. Mekyerɛ sɛ $2501.60 boro $1000.

^Sarge Mma ɛnhaw wo, rookies nkutoo na wɔde sika a ɛboro $1000 fi Attorney General hɔ. Mekyerɛ sɛ, ɛnyɛ 2021 bio, get over it...

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